Don't Bring Lulu is a song from the 1920s. The beginning of this is 1920s recording leading to a 1950s version by Max Bygraves, adapted by Q and with hopes it will be enjoyed.

Don't Bring Lulu was first published by Jerome H. Remick, based in Detroit and New York City, United States, in 1925. It is the 63rd most covered song from 1925. "Lulu" in the song is a 1920s flapper. The song lyrics include a reference to the traditional nursery rhyme and singing game for parties, "London Bridge Is Falling Down".
The sheet music is credited to Billy Rose, Lew Brown, and Ray Henderson.
It was originally a novelty song and was often recorded by male singers in a comic style,

Your presence is requested, wrote little Johnny White,
But with this invitation, there is a stipulation
When you attend this party, you'll all be treated right,
But there's a wild and wooly woman you boys can't invite…