To the tune of "Winter Wonderland" the lyrics are form Bob River's parody. Thought this might go with "Out of Your Shoes".
Don't ruin your day by imagining such a thing.

Walking around in women's underwear

Lacey things, the wife is missing
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk panty hose
Walking around in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
With little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walking around in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Whoa man! Lets wait until the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade
Walking around in women's underwear

Lacey things, missing
Didn't ask permission
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose
Walking around in women's underwear
Walking around in women's underwear
Walking around in women's underwear....

Instrumental

Lacey things, the wife is missing
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes
Her silk panty hose
Walking around in women's underwear
Walking around in women's underwear....