From my Rex Allen cache, Q'd.

Now, look-a-here, Qwirky. Tell me why does the chicken cross the road?

I think it's probably because he's hen-ter-taining some fowl ideas...

Again, who was that lady I saw you with last night?

That was a Sybil

A Sybil who?

A Sybil servant!

One more thing, Qwirky, please tell me. Do you know who it was who shot the hole in my sombrero?

I haven't the faintest idea, but at least it missed your head!

Those are the jokes, folks...