Well I was sitting down
I was reading a book
When something made me
Take a look
What did I see
What the hell was that
A giant cockroach
Just eat my cat?
I couldn’t believe
Why my eyes saw
It ate my cat

Te next thing you know
It came for more
That damn thing
must have been 6ft4
I just didn’t
Know what to do
I wanted to run
But I just froze
That cockroach looked at me
And stood on my toes

He licked his eyes
AS looked at me
As if to say
Well there’s my tea
Than damned roach just ate my cat
I cant believe he ate my cat
Now he's here and he's looking at me

Then I remembered
It was night
So standing still
I turned on the light
That darned roach
Turned and ran to hide
Under the table
He tried to hide

But out of luck
Was our dear friend
He went to meet
A legless end
I chopped them legs off
One by one
Now that sucker
Has nowhere run

So there he sits
In the middle of the roomOn his back
He met his doom
I was quick
I was able
Now he is
My coffee table
Cant believe what I saw
It ate my cat