Kelly can I have another Coffee three donuts and a piece of pie

Now Friends: I don't agree with all of this song.

this accually happened to me what I wright below,, well it's close to what actually happened to me ...

But the part about the garbage; happened to me. I was 20yrs old had a place out of town; near Newberg Oregon.
Well I didn't have a pickup up truck and the garbage was piling up. I called a guy i knew that had a pickup truck. I told him I would give him 10 bucks to haul my garbage off. Well he came filled his pickup truck with garbage, held out his hand and I gave him the 10 bucks. Next morning a county police officer was at my door. I said yes sir Mr. Officer can I help you? he held out a envelope and said:"is this your name on this envelope?". I said yes sir that is my name, he said: i got this out of a pile of garbage beside the road. Well i told him I hired a fella to haul it off. He said go pick up the garbage take it to the dump and I'll forget about it. I said: yes sir I will do that right now. So I called another guy with a pickup truck, he came helped me load the garbage, and held out his hand. Well he charged me 20 bucks. then we went to the dump which charged me a dollar fifty. Well i got home called another friend who had a old pickup truck. i said how about selling me that pickup truck that your not using,, ill give you $150 for it. Well i ended up paying him $350 for the pickup truck. then i called my insurance company, I had to give then $35 bucks. Well the pickup truck needed plugs, points and a oil change and filter, and new tires which all cost me like $250. Now I'm broke but I can haul off my own garbage to the dump who will charge me a dollar fifty.

by way it was a 56 chev pick up,, i drove it for quite a while,, wish i had it now...