The previous post was so short, I'm posting another Irving Berlin song, from the Unsung Berlin album I locate on YT and have done a VR'd Q'd version.
If anyone here has heard, I'm to be surprised.

When the Sultan goes out on a spree
He presents me with the harem key
Ev'ry Turk in Turkey envies me
For I've got the best job in Tur key
I'm the guy who guards the harem
When the Sultan goes away
I'm a conscientious Turk
and my heart is in my work
The Sultan tells me
that I earn my pay
While he's gone
I keep them happy
And it keeps the wheels
a-working in my knob
If the Sultan ever saw
the way I guard his harem, he
Would go out and engage someone
to stand guard over me
I'm the guy who guards the harem
And I wouldn't take a million for my job

interlude

Yes, I..
I keep them happy
And it keeps the wheels
a-working in my knob
If the Sultan ever saw
the way I guard his harem, he,
Would go out and engage
someone to stand guard over me
I'm the guy who guards the harem
And I wouldn't take a million for my job

No offers will be considered.