"You Cannot Make Your Shimmy Shake On Tea" (1919). From the Ziegfeld Follies of 1919.
Lyrics by Rennold Wolf and Irving Berlin. Music by Irving Berlin, vocal has been Q'd.
For those that enjoy the lyrics;

'Tis a sad, sad day for me
This day of lemonade and tea
For now my dancing aspirations, haven't got a chance
In the Harlem cabarets
I used to spend my nights and days
Partaking of my favorite indoor sport,
the Shimmy dance
On the day they introduced
those prohibition laws
They just went and ruined the
greatest shimmy dancer because
You can not make your shimmy shake on tea
It simply can't be done
You'll find your shaking ain't taking
The shimmy, it is intricate
And so you needs a little bit
Of Scotch or rye to lubricate your knee
Way out in China, Among the pale Chinese,
There's nothing finer, than good old China teas
besides you never saw a Chinaman
A-shaking his chemise
Oh no, you cannot make your shimmy shake on tea

Musical break

You cannot make your shimmy shake on tea
It simply can't be done
You'll find your shaking ain't taking
Unless you has the proper jazz
That only comes with such drinks as
Green River, Haig and Haig, or Hennessey
A cup of Ceylon
It may be strong or weak
Won't help you spiel on
Because it's much too meek
Besides, the kind of drink
that isn't stiff
Will ruin your technique

No, you can not make your shimmy shake on tea