Berlin song, adapted by Q.

Put on your slumming clothes and get your car
Let's go sightseeing where the high-toned people are
Come on, there's lots of fun in store for you
See how the other half lives on park avenue
Let's go slumming, take me slumming
Let's go slumming on park avenue
Let us hide behind a pair of fancy glasses
And make faces when a member
of the classes, passes
Let's go smelling, where they're dwelling
Sniffing ev'rything, the way they do
Let us go to it, they do it
Why can't we do it too?
Let's go slumming, nose thumbing, on park avenue

Let's go slumming, take me slumming
Let's go slumming on park avenue
Where the social hearts for
Broadway lights are throbbing
And they spend their nights
in smart cafes hob-knobbing, snobbing
Come let's eye them,
pass right by them
Looking down our noses as they do
Let us go to it, they do it
Why can't we do it too?
Let's go slumming, crumb bumming,
on park avenue